Capricorn: You work way the F too much. Remember that work can’t replace emotional connection/friends/family, so you need to work on accessing your emotional side this week. Emotional vulnerability can lead to great things!
Aquarius: You may be the zodiac leader and a Smithie™ to the T, but you need to calm down. Always being right shouldn’t trump putting others’ emotions into account. This week, use your unique perspective to help a friend in need of some advice.
Pisces: Lay off the devil’s lettuce for a while — you’re already kind of an airhead. Not that that’s a bad thing, but with midterm season floating around, you should probably take this week to get more organized.
Aries: You love to just jump into things — a doer rather than a thinker, you could say. That works for some people, but you’re not the only person in the world. This week is a good time to pull back on your bossiness and listen to other perspectives.
Taurus: You have a reputation for being as stubborn as a bull. In some aspects of life, it’s a strength (loyal af!); in others, a weakness. (Sometimes other people have better ideas. It’s true) Regardless, you should work on opening up. This week is a good time to rework your room, as it may help you rework your perspective.
Gemini: STOP GOING ON THE CONFESSIONAL. YOU DON’T NEED AN EGO BOOST. You are loud and proud in the first place. And you already know you’re the best (just look inside you, hun). This week may be a good time to finally block the Forbidden Site™.
Cancer: Go to Goodwill, find a funky jacket, and pull off a lewk™ when you’re not feeling your best. The shower of compliments you get from it will help boost your mood for the rest of the week!
Leo: You can’t help but command attention when you enter a room. You should harness that quality and really channel it into something performative. This week, maybe consider going to an open mic!
Virgo: Your symbol may be a virgin, but you certainly aren’t. You may be sensitive and a little shy, but this week you need to access your wild side from deep inside and really GO FOR THAT GIRL. WE’RE TIRED OF WAITING, JUST DO IT, MAKE HER BAE. Don’t forget to tell us the deets after though.
Libra: You are so chill. Like, so chill. Although, once in a while, you can surprise others with a little wildness, which is fun. I would write your name in all caps 15 times, but I’m not going to be that specific (gotta keep it profesh).
Scorpio: You are a hoe. That’s your reputation. You are the dom of life, baby. So why not just embrace it this week, whether through your sex life, work life, school life — wherever. Who said being a hoe was a bad thing?
Sagittarius: You tend to march to the beat of your own drum, #fthepatriarchalwhitesupremecisthegemony. But in terms of spirituality, you can get very tied down to looking for answers (like in horoscopes!). This week, work on listening to yourself and being your own leader.
