The signs as ways they prepare for Thanksgiving break:
Capricorn: Preparing the guest list.
Aquarius: Preparing their arguments with extended family over political issues.
Pisces: Making a packing list so they don’t forget anything when they go home.
Aries: Packing sweatpants for the post-feast food coma.
Taurus: Texting their parents, telling them what food to let themselves make because they always get it wrong.
Gemini: Getting excited about seeing the extended family, and thinking about what they want to discuss.
Cancer: Planning where to sneak off to after the meal.
Leo: Asking what food is being prepared so they know what to color coordinate with.
Virgo: Texting relatives directions to their parent’s place.
Libra: Preparing themselves to be the mediator for the political discussions that arise.
Scorpio: Deciding what parts of their lives they will talk about at the table and what they want to keep to themselves.
Sagittarius: Plans a hike for the day after Thanksgiving.
